Since the title of my blog is derived from the infamous book, Fifty Shades of Grey, I feel compelled to wax poetic about the upcoming movie, scheduled for release this weekend.
So here goes….
Quite frankly, I am growing tired of the hype surrounding the movie. The question of rating. The reference to “unusual behavior”. The constant barrage of trailers and previews. And it all comes down to this, in my humble…submissive opinion.
It’s all a marketing ploy…
After all, while shopping for diapers, shampoo and beauty products at my favorite place, Target, I discovered that I can buy a “Fifty Shades of Grey” Starter Kit. WHAT? Yes..they exist. There are different kits. One comes with two blindfolds (I snickered to myself in the store, thinking that would be one hell of a game of blind-man’s-bluff) along with the obligatory massage oil. The other kit has some form of sensual lubricant. And they retail for about $20.00. And just in time for Valentine’s Day, right?
So what’s all the hype about? If you take away the kink, it’s just a story. A contrived, unbelievable tale about a young, innocent woman who is seduced by a billionaire …who falls head over flogger in love with her. Quite simply, in it’s skeletal form, it’s just a love story…complete with pages of playful email banter, tactile family dinners and grown-up sleepovers, with explicit playrooms. But because there is bondage. Because there is a well-defined, consensual power-exchange, there exists this cloud of dark mystique.
Here’s another tidbit from my humble, submissive opinion:
Yes, it was the hot sex scenes that initially drew in the masses, causing a buzz louder than an archaic Hitachi Wand…but it’s the story of love that hooked the reader. We all want to believe in it. We all want someone who understands us. We all want someone whose demons play well with our demons, right? Well there you go…he’s a young executive with a troubled past, who happens to be a Dominant. She is a wide-eyed, new college grad, who happens to be a submissive. His need for discipline and control plays well with her need for direction and guidance.
And have you heard that one of the CEO’s from a major hardware chain sent a memo to several stores warning of a possible “run” on rope, in response to the movie. Really? And if that’s true, let’s hope they are giving away complementary safety cutters. There are going to be a lot of novices out there…fired up from the movie…excited to duplicate the BDSM scenes from the dungeon. And again, all of this just in time for Valentines Day.
Can you imagine what the conversation will be around the water cooler on Monday? Wonder if the ladies will compare rope burns and dish about their marked bottoms…
And please know that my intention is not to be snarky…or cynical in this post. I am shooting straight from my leather-clad hip. It’s a book…that’s now a movie…that’s now a franchise…that will ride the wave of notoriety for as long as possible. Ten years from now those “kits” will be yard sale fodder and we will look back at this phenomenon fondly, grinning to ourselves…sadistically.
As for me…and my Valentine. We won’t be lining up at the movie theater. Nor will we be lined up at the hardware store. We are well-stocked over here with an assortment of accouterments that would make the man, Christian Grey, himself… blush. We are not even going out in all of the Hallmark madness. We are simply celebrating each other…
Letting our demons come out to play together.